I had to go to the Wal-market today.... it wasn't fun to stand in line with awful people but it was necessary. Especially when you think about how awesome these pants are!
My child is obsessed with sharks. She sees one and she needs it, so on our last trip to Jo-anns we bought some shark material to make into pj pants. I don't know how to actually follow a pattern so I just make them up with newspaper and existing clothing on hand. I can't read the instructions and it confuses me so I make it up as I go along. So, needless to say that I don't know how to make shirts out of non-stretchy material that she could actually be comfortable in while sleeping and fish flopping in bed. We had to go to the cheap t-shirt bin at (shudder) Wal-mart.
I swear every time I go into that place, it is like a movie set for a Tim Burton casting call. Here are some of the actors/creatures I encountered. I swear these Creature Features looked e-x-a-c-t-l-y like the famous people I will mention!
-David Bowie circa 1985 but with zombie flesh
-Jabba the Hut riding an amigo
-Amy Winehouse 6 months after death (too soon?)
-Snooki after 6 kids
-a really short Woody Allen
-Scarlett Johanssen at 40 after cancer took away her voice box
-Selena(s) Quintanilla but with horrible eyebrows
-Cloris Leachman, no joke looked just like her!
-Donald Trump at 90, still had the terrible haircut
-Sisqo, complete with blonde fried hair and weird vest from the thong song video
I may be too harsh on people, or maybe they just come out and speak to me louder than others but people are WEIRD! (including me ;)
Stay Classy My Friends!
-Suzs
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| Awesomely constructed Shark Pants and Shorts. Note: Do not judge me on the stains upon my white couch, I have a toddler. Enough said! |
My child is obsessed with sharks. She sees one and she needs it, so on our last trip to Jo-anns we bought some shark material to make into pj pants. I don't know how to actually follow a pattern so I just make them up with newspaper and existing clothing on hand. I can't read the instructions and it confuses me so I make it up as I go along. So, needless to say that I don't know how to make shirts out of non-stretchy material that she could actually be comfortable in while sleeping and fish flopping in bed. We had to go to the cheap t-shirt bin at (shudder) Wal-mart.
I swear every time I go into that place, it is like a movie set for a Tim Burton casting call. Here are some of the actors/creatures I encountered. I swear these Creature Features looked e-x-a-c-t-l-y like the famous people I will mention!
-David Bowie circa 1985 but with zombie flesh
-Jabba the Hut riding an amigo
-Amy Winehouse 6 months after death (too soon?)
-Snooki after 6 kids
-a really short Woody Allen
-Scarlett Johanssen at 40 after cancer took away her voice box
-Selena(s) Quintanilla but with horrible eyebrows
-Cloris Leachman, no joke looked just like her!
-Donald Trump at 90, still had the terrible haircut
-Sisqo, complete with blonde fried hair and weird vest from the thong song video
I may be too harsh on people, or maybe they just come out and speak to me louder than others but people are WEIRD! (including me ;)
Stay Classy My Friends!
-Suzs
Funny stuff but yes Wal-Mart gives me the he-bee-gee-bees! It's like Men in Black these people can't be real right!? They must be aliens in really bad disguises! :)~
ReplyDeleteoh yeah cute shark pants tho...lol
ReplyDeleteha!
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