So we have watched the episode where Kai-lan goes to China approximately 1,345,673,453,217,894,665,342 times so far and the most recent viewing the Husband came to a really great realization. What does Yea Yea actually do?
The episode starts off with a Skype conversation between Kai-lan, her grandfather, Yea Yea and her great aunt who lives in China. They all of a sudden need to hop on a plane right that second and head to China after Yea Yea tells everyone to hurry up and pack. The Hubs asked me, "What exactly does Yea Yea do to afford a private jet to China? All he ever does is pick apples, I don't quite get it." Maybe they are organic, heirloom apples, or they contain illicit drugs. Either way, Yea Yea is L-O-A-D-E-D!
Also, what I found to be strange is that he asked a child, a tiger, a monkey and a koala to pack for a long trip without whining, procrastination, a temper tantrum or any real direction as to how the weather would be to pack for. And further more, why didn't he get stopped at Customs to declare his exotic animal collection? Why am I the only one who is stopped at Customs while the drug dog is taking a nap and they are tearing apart my suitcase looking in my dirty underwear and socks for drugs? I must have the "she's too nice looking not to be a drug smuggler" written all over my face.
Good bye sanity, see you when I have grandchildren :)
Le Sigh,
-Suzs
The episode starts off with a Skype conversation between Kai-lan, her grandfather, Yea Yea and her great aunt who lives in China. They all of a sudden need to hop on a plane right that second and head to China after Yea Yea tells everyone to hurry up and pack. The Hubs asked me, "What exactly does Yea Yea do to afford a private jet to China? All he ever does is pick apples, I don't quite get it." Maybe they are organic, heirloom apples, or they contain illicit drugs. Either way, Yea Yea is L-O-A-D-E-D!
Also, what I found to be strange is that he asked a child, a tiger, a monkey and a koala to pack for a long trip without whining, procrastination, a temper tantrum or any real direction as to how the weather would be to pack for. And further more, why didn't he get stopped at Customs to declare his exotic animal collection? Why am I the only one who is stopped at Customs while the drug dog is taking a nap and they are tearing apart my suitcase looking in my dirty underwear and socks for drugs? I must have the "she's too nice looking not to be a drug smuggler" written all over my face.
Good bye sanity, see you when I have grandchildren :)
Le Sigh,
-Suzs
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