Sorry ladies and gents for not posting anything in the last 5 days... but I've been a little bit busy. The craziness countdown is officially over. Big YEA to that one!! I actually made it to my birthday without a severe break down of sorts. I had a little bit of a meltdown about a week ago but then I started tanning so it all went away. The weather couldn't have been more enjoyable for my birthday, which I conceitedly consider my present from Mother Nature. I'll take when I can get it. Life has been pretty good as of late and I am quite happy about that, not much to complain about really.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
The Year I Found My Funny
The year I found my funny was a rough year. It was the start of many more years filled full of hormones and sarcasm. I think I came out of the womb wearing "Mean Pants" and "Snarky Shoes" so I can't really tell you exactly when I became sassy but I can tell you about the Christmas where the best gift of all was my Funny, and of course Jesus.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
An Oldie But a Goodie
My head hurts and my Gremlin won't take a nap. So in an effort to bring the funny to you, I stole this from my Facebook from nearly two years ago when I didn't know the greatness of a Blog... It's a shorty but here goes:
While watching two vegetable like children all last week and watching way too much PBS Kids, I started to question my sanity. So, naturally I started analyzing Sesame Street to see exactly what they're teaching children these days. Alas, I have summarized my findings for you.
2 Headed monster= hard of hearing Japanese conjoined twins
Big Bird= too much growth hormone while working out
Abbey Cadaby= frontal lobe injury
Elmo= primordial dwarf
Telly= Nervous/ Emotional Disorder
Oscar= Everyone's boss at one point or another
Burt and Ernie= Waiting for Same-Sex marriages to be legal in their state
Cookie Monster= Crader Willey's Disease or PICA
Rosita= Found outside of a Home Depot. Taken in by a nice white family
Zoe= Stuck up white bitch; parents adopted Rosita
Grover= Wanna be hero, Part-time Firefighter.... SUUUPER CODER!!!
While watching two vegetable like children all last week and watching way too much PBS Kids, I started to question my sanity. So, naturally I started analyzing Sesame Street to see exactly what they're teaching children these days. Alas, I have summarized my findings for you.
2 Headed monster= hard of hearing Japanese conjoined twins
Big Bird= too much growth hormone while working out
Abbey Cadaby= frontal lobe injury
Elmo= primordial dwarf
Telly= Nervous/ Emotional Disorder
Oscar= Everyone's boss at one point or another
Burt and Ernie= Waiting for Same-Sex marriages to be legal in their state
Cookie Monster= Crader Willey's Disease or PICA
Rosita= Found outside of a Home Depot. Taken in by a nice white family
Zoe= Stuck up white bitch; parents adopted Rosita
Grover= Wanna be hero, Part-time Firefighter.... SUUUPER CODER!!!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
What's Your Snore Style?
Sanity Update:
Things are getting to a critical state. I have brought out the space heater but the dogs seem to be hogging it. Maybe a big, red union suit would help with the situation? I dunno, but the spring bulbs I'm currently forcing need to pop the heck up and start making pretty flower smells with sunshiny colors or my hair may turn white. (eye twitch)
Things are getting to a critical state. I have brought out the space heater but the dogs seem to be hogging it. Maybe a big, red union suit would help with the situation? I dunno, but the spring bulbs I'm currently forcing need to pop the heck up and start making pretty flower smells with sunshiny colors or my hair may turn white. (eye twitch)
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