My head hurts and my Gremlin won't take a nap. So in an effort to bring the funny to you, I stole this from my Facebook from nearly two years ago when I didn't know the greatness of a Blog... It's a shorty but here goes:
While watching two vegetable like children all last week and watching way too much PBS Kids, I started to question my sanity. So, naturally I started analyzing Sesame Street to see exactly what they're teaching children these days. Alas, I have summarized my findings for you.
2 Headed monster= hard of hearing Japanese conjoined twins
Big Bird= too much growth hormone while working out
Abbey Cadaby= frontal lobe injury
Elmo= primordial dwarf
Telly= Nervous/ Emotional Disorder
Oscar= Everyone's boss at one point or another
Burt and Ernie= Waiting for Same-Sex marriages to be legal in their state
Cookie Monster= Crader Willey's Disease or PICA
Rosita= Found outside of a Home Depot. Taken in by a nice white family
Zoe= Stuck up white bitch; parents adopted Rosita
Grover= Wanna be hero, Part-time Firefighter.... SUUUPER CODER!!!
So funny- they do grow on you though.
ReplyDeleteWhen I with my grandson I find myself watching the dinosaur train to the end and he is off playing with his toys!
vickie