Have you ever wondered how a day can spiral out of control and turn from a nice, quiet evening to bathing 2 very horrible dogs at 1 in the morning? Yeah, I don't get the logic or the math on this one either but as I am horrible at odds or games of chance I guess I have been destined for awfulness. I really do hit the jackpot of horrible quite a few more times than say the average person. This I believe is because I, in general, am a mean, mean person. Meh.... I guess I will take ridiculous situations as opposed to being nice.
My adventures in everyday life gramatified, spellified and romanticized for your own viewing pleasure.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
The Walmart Wail
Ever wonder why there are 18 children at any given time screaming their way throughout the local Walmarts? I'll tell you why, it's because they are trying to warn us of impending doom! Kids are smarter than adults give them credit for. Read on my friend, read on.
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