Lucky Dog and Cinder-ella have been certified legal and annoying. They have a license to prove it and now I remember why I didn't bother with buying dog licenses before. 1) It's kind of expensive especially of you don't get your tags by the end of February and 2) the irritating noise that happens every time one of the flea bitten rascals scratches at said collar. Unfortunately, my "back" yard is really my front and the stupid Dog Catcher people always stalk me. I can't deny that I have dogs because there is like 800,000 dog toys and just as many "dog piles". (yeah, I don't pick it up... meh.)
I just wish that they made non-metal or plastic coated dog tags because let me give you a little scenario that just happened. Okay, so my dogs are ridiculously crazy and love to bark at anyone and everyone that runs by our yard. My street is the one that connects 3 different neighborhoods here in good ole' Burtucky. So let's just say that there is a lot of foot traffic by flaky teenagers. Well, if you let your dogs bark too much you get a nasty-gram saying stop letting them bark. I wish I could send a nasty-gram to the teenagers mothers that said "please stop letting them breathe" but apparently that's illegal or something.
I don't let the dogs stay out for very long because it's cold and they bark so I brought them back in and of course they found the only 2 of the 800,000 toys out there that make the most noise. After just having put Tiny Toes down for her nap I got a wee bit angry at the squeaker action taking place right outside of her door. No, they couldn't take the super loud and annoying toy elsewhere and they took right to her door, apparently to show her what they found and then they both decided to scratch the crap out of their bright shiny new collars with super loud cow bell attachment. As you may well know mother's of collicky babies, especially grumpy ones that are teething, once the monster is asleep no one in a 20 mile radius should make noises. You guessed right, she awoke as grumpy as ever not impressed with the disgusting squeaky toy; it was an outside toy for a reason.
After giving both the dogs the mommy evil eye and skulking into The Gremlin's room to rock her, I came back out on a mission. I was going to take away that stupid toy no matter what expect the joke is on me.... because it is MIA until a later napping date. Unfortunately, the collars have to stay on for identification purposes and such. Not that anyone who has ever walked in our neighborhood couldn't figure out that those two goofy looking dogs are mine. Heck the neighbors would probably just open the gate and let them back in.... after all my hard work of trying to accidentally let them out. Meh. :/
Such is life,
-Suzs
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