So this New Year's Eve as if it weren't bad enough to be stuck at home with family, freezing cold and drinking cheap chamagne we now have to listen to the stupidity of Snooki? Really, Snooki? Ryan Seacrest was bad enough when poor Dick Clark nearly died but now we have some idiot who's not even tall enough to be considered an adult to contend with. GREAAAAAT! I'm sure I will be tuning in.... no, not really at all.
Don't get me started on the whole Dick Clark thing. I think it is absolutely terrible that his family is whoring him out on national television so that they can still get that paycheck! Why in the world would they put a stroke victim on there? It is obviously not for the American Heart and Lung Association I can tell you that. Can you imagine the poor intern sap who gets the job of wiping the drool off of his face at commercial breaks? "I went to college for this? Huh, yeah my life really effing sucks!" Poor kid, let's hope he brought Bounty or Viva. I think at some point they need to stop propping Mr. Clark up and just let the old dude die. Or rest comfortably at least.
Now back to Snooki. 1) She looks like Danny DeVito in female form (hawt). 2) She just may be an inch taller than him. I'm not really sure on that last one because she's always wearing super high hooker heels and you really never know how tall she's going to be that day. She is quoted as saying that she's going to be like a hamster on crack. Well she got the crack part right, the hamster part is iffy. How would she look if she stopped shaving that 'stache? hmmm....
I remember being young and annoying, it was awhile ago but recent none the less. I don't remember being ridiculous. I believe having bills, being required to work and earn real people money helped keep me grounded and not "Jersey Shore" stupid.
Okay, my monster is up and needs to get balls-to-the-wall pretty in her Santa outfit. Have a safe and happy holiday season!!
-Suzs
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