Wisdom.... Teeth

If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.  Trust me and my law of averages.... It happens to me anytime there is any sort of a risk. 

Pseudo camping

My family has camped, fished and hunted since it was first invented.  We were taught how to make camp sites, tie hooks and bobbers on our lines and how to shoot a gun.  We were taught to be self sufficient should there be a nuclear holocaust and all technology should fail.  We can grow, catch and slaughter our own food.  But we are in no way immune to tiny woodland creatures.  I will explain.